Entries Tagged as ‘Rant’

April 9, 2008

I’m Head of the Pack Rat Pack

:.2-Dimensions Are Never Enough.:
Well I have a habit of keeping junk for too long. You know whenever you go to a career fair and every company is giving away free stuff? I make sure I get one of everything; a sewing kit, light up pens, poncho’s inside a football, magnets, even magic eight [...]

October 16, 2007

COME AFTER ME, I’M A COLLEGE STUDENT, I’M 22! I’M STILL SORT OF A KID!

:.Can I Get A Couple More Tootsie Rolls?.:
I was discussing with Britnee the worldwide sensation that is the arcade. I’m not talking about a regular old video game arcade. No, I’m talking about the prize wielding kind. The first thing I always did was scope out what I was playing for. [...]

August 7, 2007

No More Monkey Business

:.Sweat the Small Sh^t.:
Although the bathroom is a sanctuary for the mind, at times, it can be a place of panic and fear. If I’m ever in the bathroom, handling some business, I’m usually pretty relaxed. That is, until someone else comes into the bathroom. As soon as I hear that door [...]