So Kurtis, Steffen, and I cruised down to visit ol’ Ryan this weekend. We pulled up to what we hoped was his apartments at about 3 AM. We had been calling him nonstop since we pretty much drove into Dallas. He apparently fell asleep and his loud ass ringtone had no chance to even wake him up. So we just chilled in front of a nearby waterfountain and waited. On a sidenote, the bums around downtown Dallas are not only friendly, but Mother Earth conscious. We saw one guy carrying a carpet roll (or a dead body) on his back, two others pushing a wheelbarrow full of trash (or a dead body), and one guy that asked us if we had any cans (or a dead body). Well about 430 AM CST, I decided to call Ryan one more time, just to leave him a loving message. HE PICKS UP! To his suprise, he had missed 13 calls, 1 text message, and 2 voice messages in his temporary hibernation.
So we took a nice nap at 5 in the morning on the floor of the apartment, awoke the next chipper (grumpy) and went straight to Hurrican Harbor. It was a great time…for about 3 hours. We thought we had been there all day and that it must’ve been around 6 pm. We asked a guy the time, he told us 330. We knew he was lying so we asked another 332 (you see, 2 minutes lapsed in between asking each person, true story). So we left for our hotel for the evening, ate up some Chili’s, Ryan nearly killed our waitress, then we ended up drinking beer until we went to sleep around 12.
something worth reading
Then we went and watched, You, Me and Dupree. The movie wasn’t half bad, but nothing spectacular. But I have a particular bone to pick with a certain preview. The concept for the movie seemed really interesting and the preview really sucked me in. That was until the dumb title appeared. HOLLYWOODLAND! What in the hell kind of title is that! Although the title really pisses me off, due to its unoriginality, it at least gives you an idea of what could be going on, something in Hollywood….land. Its way better than The Squid and the Whale, that title doesn’t even hint at what could be happening, but at least it is original though. I just can’t be happy with either, but definitely not HOLLYWOODLAND, that is just gay!
concerto a la TBS
I had a great time at the concert last night. All of the bands were pretty good, and I can’t say anything that Kurtis’ post doesn’t. But I will leave you with this fabulous video. The song seen here (makedamnsure) ignited the pit into a frenzy….IT WAS AWESOME!
8 Comments
July 17, 2006 at 5:27 pm
HILARIOUS, I LOVE IT, I LOVE SCOOOOOOTTT
July 18, 2006 at 8:02 am
…first off, you can’t comment on yourself. dumbass. second, i like it. nice, it’s different. you and all your sites. you should try getting back into that, with theOpolis and all that.
July 18, 2006 at 12:21 pm
i did not almost kill the waitress. if i do recall all of us agreeing that she should have told us (me) in the beginning that it wasn’t part of the happy hour special. im gonna kill the next person that says i almost killed a waitress… believe you me, i will!!!
July 18, 2006 at 1:40 pm
brilliant, you left out some of your memorable quotes, and a waiter with the worst sense of comedic timing but other than that this was scrumtrolescent
July 18, 2006 at 1:52 pm
so kurtis and i have come up with some new songs for our debut album….
“aluminum sparklers on the 8th”
“traversing crosstown weakly”
July 18, 2006 at 2:28 pm
thanks ryan, that amazingly attractive beast of a man, but you came up with all of them yourself. but you forgot the second part of “traversing crosstown weakly.” that’s like leaving off “(cut from the team)” or for steffen’s sake, “(growing up).” the whole title is “traversing crosstown weakly (it’s a pun).” that way our fans don’t think we’re retarded and can’t spell.
July 18, 2006 at 4:30 pm
oh kurtis stop it, you make me blush. and i thank you for correcting me… that would have quite the blunder had we placed that on the album with the incorrect name.
July 20, 2006 at 11:09 pm
what if a waitress says you almost killed a waitress and then you would have to kill her which would make her part right… well up untill you actaully did kill her cause up to that point it would still just be almost